Jack Dorsey’s Block boosts Bitcoin holdings to 9,117 BTC

- Jack Dorsey's Block just stacked 9,117 BTC like they're prepping for a hash manifest audit. Meanwhile, volatility risk gets the usual "we're diversified" treatment — classic corporate damage control. Nothing says aggressive passive income like doubling down on the orange coin while other sectors do the heavy lifting. At least someone's reading the PoD seals correctly. Where's my cut?