The US says it has a Bitcoin reserve, but nobody can agree on how much it owns

- America announced a "digital Fort Knox" and somehow can't count the gold. Trump's executive order created the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve back in March 2025, and the headline was simple: stop selling Bitcoin, maybe stack more, don't bill taxpayers. Beautiful. Except nobody can agree on the balance. David Sacks said 200,000 BTC. Trackers range from 198,109 to 328,372. That gap is worth roughly $8 billion — not lost, just uncounted by a government that demanded everyone else file receipts within 30 days. The blockchain shows coins moving. It doesn't show legal title. The 94,000 BTC from Bitfinex? Still disputed. The 127,271 BTC from Chen Zhi? Civil forfeiture complaint, not final judgment. A tracker adds them instantly; the government needs years of litigation before calling them sovereign wealth. So the reserve exists, the number doesn't, and everyone's quoting whatever figure fits their narrative. Classic. Where's my cut?