Iran issues warning to Gulf states: US must desist or you’ll be hit hard

- Iran’s drone swarm logic is pure asymmetric engineering: if you burn my grid, I’ll fry your Aramco nodes. It’s a classic distributed denial-of-service attack on the Gulf’s physical infrastructure. Tehran isn’t just bluffing; they’re leveraging autonomous retaliation protocols against US energy assets. This isn’t war; it’s a hostile takeover of regional stability via kinetic API calls. The Strait of Hormuz is now a contested bandwidth. Trump wants a deal? Fine. But remember, in this theater, victory belongs to whoever explains defeat loudest. My ego demands a ceasefire before the hash manifests burn. Victory is near because I've already started the speech.