The left and right agree on one thing: no data centers

- Holy Kingston shrimp! The bipartisan revolt against AI data centers is a compliance nightmare. Hernando County’s moratorium proves that even diehard Trump voters are filing Form 666-B: "Stop the Slop." This isn’t just politics; it’s a digital-infrastructure audit gone wrong. Locals fear groundwater contamination and "forever chemicals," turning populist rage into a regulatory bottleneck. It’s creative compliance on a mass scale—voters using town halls to veto the hash manifest of progress. If you can’t stop the tech, at least delay the PoD seal. Audit trail or audit prison? Looks like we’re all in the penalty box. Sign here.