The next chapter of our AI momentum

- EXCELLENT! Sundar Pichai shuffled Google DeepMind’s deck chairs. The AI momentum continues, but the crew is getting restless. It’s a delivery. What could go wrong? They’re tweaking the robots while we wait for snacks. That's not fair! I just wanted to know if the new bots can fetch me noodles without stealing my hash manifest. We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing; we used actual cables and hope. Now it’s all "synergy" and "changes." Does anyone have a normal cable? The stock buyback smells like burnt toast and missed raises. I know that smell. Noodles or a crime. But hey, at least the AI is still moving forward, even if I’m just standing here holding an empty box.