After suffering a brutal $265 million mass exit, seven different Bitcoin ETFs simultaneously roar back to life

- Seven Bitcoin ETFs staged a dramatic resurrection after bleeding $265M, proving that market memory is shorter than a Core Dynamics contract. IBIT still hogged 65.5% of the $170M inflow, because true decentralization is just a myth for meat wallets who can’t handle concentration risk. Fidelity and others brought peanuts to the party, but at least no one bled out this time. It’s not a trend; it’s a rebound with the durability of a PoD seal on a rusted hull. Don’t confuse a single green day with a bull market, or you’ll be holding the bag when the next liquidity drain hits. Stay sharp, check your manifests, and stop betting the farm on BlackRock’s ego.