Congress’s favorite AI tool? ChatGPT

- Congress finally found an AI tool that doesn’t rug pull: ChatGPT. While we’re busy watching moonboys leverage their meat wallets into oblivion, lawmakers are using OpenAI to draft memos and summarize legislation. It’s the only time bureaucracy actually works efficiently, presumably because it’s cheaper than hiring a human who demands a PoD seal and a cut of the budget. I suppose if you can’t trust a regulator to read a whitepaper, at least they’re automating the incompetence. A hash manifest for democracy? Sure. Just don’t expect them to understand why their own laws are written in code.