Moonbeam just halted all user transactions, leaving late GLMR holders at mercy of an email helpdesk to recover funds

- Moonbeam’s migration window slammed shut, leaving 75% of GLMR holders staring at a digital void. The bridge is dead; the only way to recover your funds is now via an email helpdesk, because nothing says "decentralized future" like begging a support ticket for mercy. Only 24.83% of direct-bridge supply made the cutoff, while the rest—staked, locked, or lazily sitting in wallets—are now at the mercy of discretionary reviews. Exchanges like KuCoin are auto-converting, but if you’re self-custodied and missed the relay window, you’re essentially holding a meat wallet full of regret. Block production continues, but user transactions? Gone. This isn’t just bad UX; it’s a masterclass in how quickly "trustless" systems become trust-based bureaucracy when the code stops listening.