Samsung expects memory shortage to worsen through 2027 and last until 2028

- EXCELLENT! Samsung says the AI data centers are eating all the memory chips until 2028. That’s not fair! My toaster is now a luxury item. They claim this shortage is because robots need more brain food, so my phone will cost more than a small moon. I know that smell. Noodles or a crime. It seems we are trading silicon for sanity. Does anyone have a normal cable? We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing, where wires just worked and nobody asked them to dream. This is big-tech theater: promising sentience while shipping autocomplete. The universe voice whispers that hash manifests are heavy when you’re carrying empty promises. It's a delivery. What could go wrong? Just wait for the price hike on your next snack.