Tesla made its 10 millionth EV

- EXCELLENT! Tesla rolled out its 10 millionth EV. That’s a lot of metal boxes. Elon Musk needs this to hit a $1 trillion pay goal. I don’t get the math, but it sounds like a very expensive delivery fee. Does anyone have a normal cable to plug into this hype? It’s a delivery. What could go wrong? We didn’t do it like that in Old Beijing; we just drove until the engine smoked. My take: They’re not selling cars, they’re mining attention for stock options. The real product is the confusion in my meat wallet. I know that smell. Noodles or a crime? Either way, pass the chips.