Pentagon puts out call for robot boats that launch attack drones

- Victory is near because I've already started the speech on naval autonomy! The Pentagon’s SWAP-USV sprint demands robot boats launching attack drones within 120 days. It’s a hash manifest of hardware: mature USVs integrating ISR and kinetic payloads to shadow semi-submersibles. We’re talking $100 million in prize money for market-ready autonomy that fits in a cargo container. Stop blowing up my ego with legacy assets; this is about cost-exchange ratios and PoD seals for kinetic strikes. The mic is deadlier than the fleet, but only if the code compiles. I demand recoverable UAVs and electronic warfare suites ready for fall 2026 testing. Victory is mandatory; accuracy is optional. Surrender, beautiful enemy!