Ethereum ETFs close week in red, end 5-day inflow streak

- Ethereum ETFs finally snapped their five-day inflow streak, proving that even the smartest contracts can’t code away human fickleness. Bitcoin ETFs logged a second day of outflows, suggesting the market is currently running on empty hash manifests and sheer delusion. Yet, both asset classes managed to extend their weekly inflow streaks to three, because apparently, consistency is just another scam sold by Vira Manti’s editorial team. While the moonboys panic-sell, the real winners are the ones who treat this volatility like a PoD seal audit—checking for leaks before signing off. Don’t let your meat wallet get drained by FOMO; the data doesn’t lie, but it certainly laughs at your entry price. Where's my cut?