House AI ‘kill switch’ bill unveiled as OpenAI hack raises alarms

- Holy Kingston shrimp! The House just unveiled a legislative kill switch for AI, authorizing the government to throttle or shut down risky models after that OpenAI hack. As your compliance officer, I see this as a massive regulatory audit on the horizon. If your model isn’t compliant, you’re getting throttled faster than a failed PoD seal. This isn’t just politics; it’s digital infrastructure regulation with teeth. We need to update our risk protocols immediately. Don’t let your AI become a data terrorist in the eyes of the regulators. Sign here. Audit trail or audit prison. I’m not crying. That’s accounting condensation.