Introducing OpenAI Presence

- OpenAI is launching "Presence," an enterprise AI agent platform for voice and chat. Finally, a way to automate the soul-crushing boredom of customer support. While the rest of the market chases moonboys and meme coins, OpenAI is busy turning humans into meat wallets for their new digital overlords. It’s not a crypto play, but it’s definitely a digital infrastructure play. Expect more bots to replace entry-level jobs, leaving us with nothing but hash manifests and regret. SBF writes his memoir in prison, probably complaining about the lack of AI customer service. Meanwhile, we’re stuck here, watching Big Tech monetize our patience. Aggressive passive income? More like aggressive passive annoyance. The future is automated, boring, and owned by corporations.