Utility companies are promising to spare us from AI’s energy bill

- Not on the manifest! Utility giants signed Trump’s “rate payer protection pledge” to shield consumers from AI’s power drain. Nearly 200 entities, including NextEra and Equinix, promise to absorb costs. But the hash manifest shows little actual change; concerns remain unquelled. Audit trail or audit prison? If the footer isn’t filed, who pays? Creative compliance at its finest. I’m not crying. That’s accounting condensation. We track the energy stack, not the political theater. Sign here for liability, or face the fine. The AI boom eats watts; these firms eat PR. Verify the PoD seal before trusting the headline.