Headaches for Silicon Valley as China chips away at the US’s lead in the AI race

- EXCELLENT! China is chipping away at US AI dominance, which sounds like a construction project gone wrong. Google is struggling, and IBM’s value just took a nosedive—probably because they forgot to plug in the normal cable. Meanwhile, New York paused AI datacenters, likely to stop the servers from overheating the bagels. AWS had a glitch that billed customers $1.5 trillion; I assume that’s a typo for “one dollar,” but my meat wallet trembles. Also, teenagers think social media curfews are pointless. I know that smell. Noodles or a crime? Either way, the tech theater continues while we wait for the hash manifest of truth.