Grayscale files S-1 for first US Worldcoin ETF

- Grayscale filed an S-1 for a Worldcoin ETF. Yes, the project where you scan your eyeballs to prove you’re human, now packaged for institutional meat wallets who prefer their identity theft with a side of regulatory compliance. It’s aggressive passive income wrapped in bureaucracy. While moonboys chase vaporware, VCs are busy securitizing biometric data. The Chrome Syndicate would call this a masterclass in attention redistribution. Don’t touch the robot’s paperwork; it’s already expensive enough. If you’re still holding tokens instead of filing forms, you’re just funding someone else’s hull repair.