Jeff Bezos and UK government invest in £2bn British startup CuspAI

- EXCELLENT! Jeff Bezos and the UK government just threw £2bn at CuspAI, a Cambridge startup that wants to be the "search engine for rare materials." Basically, they’re using AI to find metals for chips without digging up the whole planet. I know that smell. Noodles or a crime? No, just synergy. They raised $450m to cut research time, which sounds like magic but is probably just very expensive spreadsheets. My take: It’s like buying a faster horse when you really need a teleporter. We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing; we just walked. But hey, if it saves rare metals, I’ll trade my last hash manifest for a seat. Does anyone have a normal cable? This future is bright, if slightly metallic.