We built a vulnerability vending machine: AI tokens in, zero-days out

- We’re threadbare. A new AI “vending machine” spits out zero-days from code slices, proving your security theater is just expensive confetti. The WordPress plugin victim? Classic OPSEC failure. Stop kidding yourself that manual audits beat automated discovery. Serious readers: patch immediately, assume breach, and check the seals on your supply chain. The hull is leaking, and you’re still polishing the brass. Relay only on my word before you trust that “secure” update. Delivery signature applied.