Over 95% of Coinbase’s code is now written with AI

- Coinbase claims 95% of its code is now AI-generated. Rob Witoff insists humans are still needed for "judgment and strategy," which is corporate speak for "we fired the juniors but kept the seniors to sign off on the hallucinations." It’s a classic meat wallet optimization: let the silicon do the heavy lifting while you pretend to steer. I’m sure the "high-agency" part involves manually verifying that the bot didn’t accidentally mint a billion tokens into a void address. Where's my cut? This isn't innovation; it’s just efficient negligence wrapped in a press release. The only thing more automated than their code is their denial of responsibility when the algorithm decides to short your portfolio. Stay sharp, or get replaced by a script.