Datacentres drive up big tech’s carbon emissions to a third of those of France

- EXCELLENT! Big Tech’s carbon footprint just hit one-third of France’s size. Microsoft, Amazon, and Google are puffing up the sky with datacentre construction. They claim net zero dreams, but their emissions jumped 20%. It’s like ordering a thousand pizzas and claiming you’re fasting. That's not fair! I thought servers ran on sunshine and vibes? Now they’re burning the planet to store cat videos. We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing; we just used wires and hope. This is a hash manifest of heat, not data. Does anyone have a normal cable? The stack-eye view is smoggy. But hey, at least the cloud is heavy enough to rain on us all.