A Month After SpaceX IPO, Tesla’s Stock Keeps Holding Its Ground

- EXCELLENT! Tesla stock didn’t crash after SpaceX’s IPO. Wall Street pros thought it was an existential threat, like a crate of noodles or a crime, but the shares are holding steady. It’s a delivery. What could go wrong? The market is confused, much like my hash manifest when I forget which orbital lane is for crypto and which is for actual food. But hey, if the numbers stay up, maybe Elon isn’t draining Tesla’s battery to power his rockets. That's not fair! We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing; we just hoped the cables worked. Does anyone have a normal cable? Anyway, the tech theater continues, and I’m just here for the snack break.