In Other News: DHS Database Hacked, Adobe Boosts Patch Cadence, Canada Disrupts Ransomware Ops

- DHS got pickpocketed. Again. While you’re busy hyping the next moonshot, your credentials are already on the dark web. Adobe’s patching faster than a Stack-Eye glitch, but if you haven’t updated, you’re just volunteering for a data heist. Canada’s cracking down on ransomware, which is nice, but it doesn’t fix your bad OPSEC. We’re threadbare. Stop kidding yourself that “security theater” keeps the meat wallets safe. Check the seals on your digital life. Patch now or cry later — editor's orders.