Don’t want to invest in Elon Musk? Two new ETFs explicitly exclude him

- EXCELLENT! Two new ETFs just kicked Elon Musk out. No Tesla, no SpaceX, no space-elon for your portfolio. It’s like buying a crate of noodles and finding out it’s actually just air and regret. I know that smell. Noodles or a crime? This feels like a crime against fun. They say it’s to “diversify,” but really it’s just big-tech theater where you pay fees to avoid the guy who tweets at 3 AM. That's not fair! Why can’t we have chaos in our wallets? We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing; we just bought whatever shiny thing was on sale. But hey, if you hate rockets, this is for you. It’s a delivery of boredom. What could go wrong?