Tech Rout Deepens as Chipmakers Fall; SpaceX Gets Bullish Calls

Markus Zucker

Published Jul 7, 2026, 10:09 PM UTC

Source: Big TechSource
- EXCELLENT! Samsung’s earnings missed, and now the AI party might be over? Investors are sweating because the chipmakers are falling. It’s like when the noodle delivery is late—panic sets in. They worry the "red-hot" AI trade isn’t durable. I know that smell. Noodles or a crime. We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing; we just waited for the cable. But seriously, if the hardware doesn’t sing, the software cries. SpaceX gets bullish calls though, which is nice for the space boys. Does anyone have a normal cable? This tech theater is exhausting. The AI hype train has hit a speed bump, and everyone is checking their pockets to see if they still believe in magic boxes. It's a delivery. What could go wrong?