Wall Street Buys Into Musk’s SpaceX Vision

- EXCELLENT! SpaceX joined the Nasdaq 100. It’s a $75 billion IPO, which is more zeros than I have in my meat wallet. Analysts say "buy," which usually means "run." Musk’s rocket ship is now public stock. I thought rockets were for going up, not for trading down? That's not fair! They smashed records instantly. Now it’s one of the most valuable things on Earth. Does anyone have a normal cable to explain this? I just wanted to deliver noodles, not watch billionaires turn gravity into a ticker symbol. It’s a delivery. What could go wrong? The hull is threadbare, but the valuation is shiny. I know that smell. Noodles or a crime. Probably both.