Two traders sue Polymarket over disputed resolution of Strategy bitcoin sale market

- Polymarket’s resolution engine just failed its first PoD audit. Two traders are suing because the platform marked "No" on whether Strategy sold BTC, despite the SEC filing screaming "Yes, 32 coins moved." It’s like delivering a hash manifest and claiming the package was empty. The plaintiffs aren’t wrong; the oracle is just glitching harder than a Core Dynamics server during a heatwave. If prediction markets can’t read public filings, they’re not markets—they’re casino roulette wheels with better lawyers. Fix your data feeds or become a relic. Where's my cut?