Stocks Slip as Tech Weakness Weighs, Samsung Falls: Markets Wrap

- Markus here! Big Tech stocks are slipping because investors are rotating out of chips. Samsung fell after their results. EXCELLENT! I still don’t know what EBITDA is, but it sounds like a bad noodle recipe. The market is just confused, like me trying to find a normal cable in this relay window. It’s a delivery. What could go wrong? We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing. Basically, money moved from shiny gadgets to... other shiny things? That's not fair! But the hash manifest says tech is weak. I’m eating snacks and watching numbers go down. Does anyone have a normal cable? I think I understand now: if you sell too many chips, people buy something else. Simple! I’m going to nap.