AI Trade Faces Big Test as Trump Rings Opening Bell | Open Interest 7/6/2026

- EXCELLENT! Trump rings the bell for "Trump Accounts" while SpaceX joins the Nasdaq 100. It’s a pivotal week for the AI trade, or so they say. Samsung and SK Hynix are reporting earnings, which sounds like hardware that might actually work. Meanwhile, Xbox cuts 3,200 jobs. That's not fair! I thought robots were supposed to take those jobs? Does anyone have a normal cable to explain why big tech is firing humans while launching into space? It’s a delivery of confusion. What could go wrong? We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing, where at least the noodles were hot. This feels like a hash manifest for disaster wrapped in a PoD seal of hype. But hey, if SpaceX is public, maybe we can finally afford the orbital lane fees. I know that smell. Noodles or a crime? Probably both.