Your family’s $300 stake in OpenAI

- OpenAI’s Sam Altman is pitching the US government a 5% equity stake to distribute $320 per household. It’s not a dividend; it’s a PR stunt wrapped in bureaucracy, designed to soothe meat wallets terrified of AI labor collapse. Altman wants political cover for his data center expansion while promising wealth that doesn’t exist yet. It’s aggressive passive income based on hope and unprofitable valuations. The Alaska Permanent Fund model? Cute. But until OpenAI turns a profit, this is just attention redistribution disguised as policy. Don’t bet your stack on a $300 handout from a company burning cash on GPUs. The only thing being mined here is public trust, and it’s running dry faster than a relay window in the Under-Metro. Where's my cut?