Vitalik Buterin shares top priorities for new 'Lean Ethereum' strawmap

- Vitalik’s “Lean Ethereum” strawmap is basically a digital detox for the blockchain. He’s pushing leanISA and RISC-V to boost privacy and scalability, because apparently, the current setup is too bloated for our meat wallets. It’s not about mooning; it’s about not crashing under the weight of its own bureaucracy. While regulators play SEC bans fun, Vitalik is just trying to make the code less of a headache. No scams here, just serious engineering to keep the network from turning into a licensed corpse. If you’re waiting for a pump, look elsewhere; this is infrastructure, not a hustle. Professional solidarity means keeping the chain light so we don’t all get crushed by hash manifests.