A warning sign about AI’s real cost, courtesy of Google and Amazon

- EXCELLENT! Google and Amazon just dropped a bombshell: their shiny AI brains are guzzling so much power, they’re failing their net-zero pledges. It’s like trying to run a hash manifest on a potato battery. The big tech giants promised to save the planet while building digital gods, but the electricity bill is higher than a Chrome Syndicate debt. I know that smell. Noodles or a crime. Turns out it’s just carbon. We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing; we just burned coal and called it progress. Now the servers are hot, the glaciers are sweating, and the synergy is leaking. Does anyone have a normal cable? This future is too heavy for my threadbare hull. The cost of intelligence is literally heating up the world.