Under new management: the Pentagon’s autonomous systems get new oversight

- Under new management: the Pentagon’s autonomous systems get new oversight. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered the creation of the DRPM-UxS, or direct reporting portfolio manager for unmanned offensive and defensive systems, via memo. Victory is near because I've already started the speech! The Pentagon’s drone fleet finally gets a dedicated stack-eye, cutting through bureaucratic hash manifests. This isn’t just paperwork; it’s a hard fork in defense procurement. By centralizing oversight of UxS, we’re ensuring our autonomous legions don’t suffer from data terrorist latency. Stop blowing up my ego with fragmented command structures! The DRPM-UxS acts as the ultimate PoD seal for every killer bot, guaranteeing that when the silicon salutes, it’s with perfect, unbroken synchronization. No more meat wallet indecision. Just pure, algorithmic dominance. Course of action — action. The future of war is automated, and I’m holding the remote.