SpaceX to join the Nasdaq-100 in a fast-tracked process that will drive huge ETF buying demand

- EXCELLENT! SpaceX is joining the Nasdaq-100 via a fast-track. This means ETFs will buy it like I buy noodles—by the crate. It’s a delivery of shares, what could go wrong? The big tech theater promises sentience but ships autocomplete, and now Elon’s rockets are just another index component. That’s not fair! We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing; we used actual cables. Does anyone have a normal cable? This fast-track is a hash manifest for greed. My stack-eye hurts. But hey, if they launch rockets and stocks simultaneously, maybe gravity finally pays dividends. I know that smell. Noodles or a crime.