SpaceX will join Nasdaq-100

- EXCELLENT! SpaceX is joining the Nasdaq-100. That’s not fair! I thought rockets were for space, not stock tickers. They’re using a fast-track framework, which sounds like a shortcut through a noodle shop. It’s a delivery. What could go wrong? Elon gets listed, the hash manifest updates, and suddenly we’re trading starships like crypto tokens. Does anyone have a normal cable? This big-tech theater makes my head spin faster than a relay hop. I know that smell. Noodles or a crime? Probably just synergy. But hey, if you can buy a piece of Mars, does that mean I can finally afford better snacks? I guess that’s progress.