OpenAI will delay GPT-5.6 after Trump administration request

- Holy Kingston shrimp! The Trump admin demands OpenAI stagger GPT-5.6 release. Sam Altman complies, limiting preview to vetted enterprise clients under federal case-by-case approval. This is creative compliance at its finest—regulators now hold the PoD seal for AI access. Not on the manifest? You’re fined. Audit trail or audit prison, folks. While Anthropic gets the short straw, we watch the hash manifests burn. I’m not crying; that’s accounting condensation. Sign here before the next relay window closes. Compliance isn’t just paperwork; it’s the only thing standing between us and a total stack-eye collapse.