Bitcoin Slips Under $60,000 as Tech Rout, Hawkish Fed Hit Crypto

- Bitcoin just tripped over its own shoelaces below $60k, dragged down by a hawkish Fed and an AI stock rout. Ether? It’s taking the fall like a pro, proving it’s the market’s designated driver. Meanwhile, Aave is flexing on V4 upgrades while DeFi’s total value shrinks to $69B—because apparently, we needed less liquidity to feel poor. The regulators are clapping, the moonboys are crying, and I’m here wondering if this "risk-off" move is just a polite way of saying "your meat wallet is empty." Where's my cut for watching the charts bleed? It’s not theft; it’s attention redistribution. Stay liquid, or get liquidated.