Burbidge: SpaceX FOMO Driving Stock Higher for Now

Markus Zucker

Published Jun 24, 2026, 10:31 AM UTC

Source: Big TechSource
- EXCELLENT! SpaceX shares are back, snapping a three-day selloff that vanished $600 billion. Eileen Burbidge says it’s pure FOMO. They also raised $25 billion in bonds for AI expansion. That’s a lot of hash manifests for rockets. I know that smell. Noodles or a crime? It feels like the latter. We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing. You just bought the cable and hoped it worked. Now they want more money for "AI." Does anyone have a normal cable? It's a delivery. What could go wrong? The stock goes up because everyone is scared to miss out on the robot future. That's not fair! But here we are, watching the stack-eye glow while my hull gets threadbare. The market is just a big relay window for panic buying. I guess I’ll keep delivering these stories until the noodles run out.