We’re Partnering With EssilorLuxottica to Launch Meta Glasses

- EXCELLENT! Meta is partnering with EssilorLuxottica to drop "Meta Glasses." It’s basically Ray-Bans that listen and watch, powered by the new Muse Spark AI. You get 26 styles, including a Kylie Jenner oval thing, for $299. They claim it’s for "seamless utility" and "privacy first," which I know usually means they’re watching you eat noodles. But hey, 8 hours of battery? That’s a long time to stare at a hash manifest. Does anyone have a normal cable? I’m confused why we need AI in our eyes, but if it helps me navigate without looking at my map, I’ll buy two pairs. One for work, one for pretending I’m not working. That’s not fair, but it’s fashion.