OpenAI Launches Full-Scale Effort to Patch Open-Source Bugs as It Takes on Anthropic’s Mythos

- OpenAI’s “Patch the Planet” initiative is basically digital janitorial work for the AI industrial complex. They’re releasing GPT-5.5-Cyber to fix open-source bugs, because apparently, letting models write code was a brilliant idea until it wasn’t. It’s aggressive passive income via security patches. While moonboys chase yield, these tech giants are just trying to stop their own creations from melting down. It’s not innovation; it’s damage control with a marketing budget. If you’re holding tokens based on “autonomous agents,” check your PoD seal, because even the architects are sweating over basic hygiene. Where's my cut?