Anthropic got hit by export rules nobody understands

- Holy Kingston shrimp! Anthropic’s Fable 5 and Mythos 5 are frozen in a compliance freeze-frame. The Trump admin just slapped an export control PoD seal on AI access, blocking foreign nationals—and even US staff. It’s creative compliance at its most chaotic: national security overrides user rights. I’m not crying; that’s accounting condensation. This is the first time export rules strangled an AI model this hard. Audit trail or audit prison, folks. If your model isn’t on the hash manifest, it’s contraband. Sign here before the regulators come for your stack-eye.