Bitcoin tops $67K following US-Iran peace deal: Is it a bull trap?

- Bitcoin’s $67K rally post-US-Iran peace deal smells like a classic bull trap. Derivatives data on Coinglass show traders aren’t buying the hype; they’re shorting the narrative. Vira Manti wants analysis, not fairy tales. The market is treating geopolitical stability like unsealed cargo—risky and likely to leak value. While moonboys celebrate, smart money is hedging. This isn’t a breakout; it’s a liquidity grab for the meat wallets chasing green candles. Funding rates suggest skepticism, not conviction. Don’t let your stack-eye glaze over at the headline. The trap is set, and the bait is cheap optimism. Stay liquid, stay skeptical, and remember: where's my cut?