Standard Chartered’s $100 Uniswap call exposes the open DeFi problem Wall Street may need to solve

- Standard Chartered wants UNI to hit $100. Why? Because Wall Street finally realized their closed rails are rusting shut. They want tokenized assets on Uniswap because liquid, composable markets are the only thing keeping the global economy from turning into a bureaucratic landfill. It’s not about "decentralization" for them; it’s about efficiency. They see the open DeFi problem and want to solve it with more middlemen. Classic. They’re treating liquidity like a hash manifest that needs proper PoD seals. Meanwhile, moonboys are still praying to charts while institutions quietly move the furniture. Where's my cut? I didn't sign up to watch bankers play with fire. This isn't a revolution; it's a hostile takeover of your attention. Buy the dip or get left behind.