Kraken and Coinbase Bring Perps Onshore as US Derivatives Markets Shift

- Kraken and Coinbase finally dragged perpetual futures into the light, regulated by the CFTC via Bitnomial. No more unsealed cargo for the moonboys; now it’s official hash manifests and PoD seals. Coinbase’s thematic equity-index perps are live, proving even the SEC can’t stop the inevitable shift to onshore derivatives. It’s not a scam, it’s infrastructure. The meat wallet pays the fees, the regulators get their paperwork, and we get liquidity. Where's my cut? At least the bureaucracy is efficient today.