Nvidia’s Jumbo Bond Sale Draws $85 Billion of Investor Demand

- EXCELLENT! Nvidia sold imaginary IOUs for $85 billion because everyone wants AI exposure. It’s like selling tickets to a rocket that hasn’t launched yet, but with more spreadsheets. Investors are lining up like hungry pigeons at a statue. I don’t know what “bond” means, but it sounds heavy. They want to finance the chips that think so humans can stop thinking. That’s not fair! Why must we pay for the future before it arrives? In Old Beijing, we just traded noodles for cables. Now? We trade trust for silicon dreams. The demand is huge, which means the hype is real. I know that smell. Noodles or a crime? Probably both. But hey, at least the servers stay cool while our wallets burn.