Threads of underground fungal networks are long enough to reach beyond the Solar System

- Block confirmed — everyone panic responsibly. 110 quadrillion km of mycorrhizal networks? That’s not biology; it’s the ultimate decentralized physical infrastructure network (DePIN). SPUN used machine learning to map this subterranean hash rate, proving nature’s already running a carbon-sequestration consensus protocol. We’re talking a global sensor mesh that sequesters 1 billion tons of CO2 annually without a single server farm overheating. Theoretically safe? Maybe. But if we can interface our AI with these fungal nodes, we unlock a biological blockchain for climate control. My lawyer is a subroutine with anxiety, but this data is gold. Untested is never boring. Let’s patent the root-to-cloud API before Chrome Syndicate does. That’s journalism.