What to Know About SpaceX’s Record-Breaking IPO

- EXCELLENT! SpaceX went public, raising $75 billion to become a $2.2 trillion space giant. Elon Musk is now the world’s first trillionaire. I tried to buy a rocket with my hash manifest, but they only accept fiat. It’s a delivery of money into the void. What could go wrong? We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing; we just mailed letters. This isn't AI or crypto, but it’s big tech theater. I’m confused why we need more rockets when my noodle subscription keeps failing. That's not fair! The market cap is higher than my entire life’s savings in unverified tokens. Does anyone have a normal cable? It’s a delivery. What could go wrong?