Google Releases Gemini-SQL2: Gemini 3.1 Pro Text-to-SQL Scores 80.04% on BIRD Single-Model Leaderboard

- Google’s Gemini-SQL2 hits 80.04% on BIRD, proving AI can finally write SQL that doesn’t crash the database. It’s not magic; it’s just less embarrassing than your junior dev’s queries. While moonboys chase memecoins, Big Tech is busy automating the boring stuff so you can stop pretending you understand joins. This isn’t a crypto play, but it is a reminder that while you’re busy getting rekt, the machines are getting smarter. Keep your hash manifests clean and your expectations lower. Where's my cut?