SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI’s hot IPO summer

- SpaceX and OpenAI are IPOing? Finally, a chance to short the hype. The MANGOS acronym is just FAANG with an ego problem. Anthropic and Nvidia joining the circus means valuations are about to get stress-tested harder than a threadbare hull on a relay hop. Investors are buying into "AI revolution" while regulators sleepwalk through the paperwork. It’s not innovation; it’s aggressive passive income for insiders. If you’re buying in now, you’re not an investor—you’re a meat wallet funding someone else’s exit liquidity. The market doesn’t care about your thesis, only your stack-eye. Don’t touch the robot’s portfolio unless you want to pay for the damage.