Jedify raises $24M to help companies arm AI agents with context on their business

- Jedify just snagged $24M from Norwest and friends to teach AI agents about corporate context. Because nothing says "decentralized future" like centralized data silos for bots. While moonboys chase memecoins, VCs are quietly building the digital middlemen that will likely charge you extra to ask your own AI what your Q3 earnings were. It’s a solid play for B2B efficiency, assuming you trust these agents not to leak your trade secrets or hallucinate a merger with a competitor. At least it’s not another rug-pull protocol promising to tokenize your toaster. Now, if only they could fund a tool that helps traders ignore their own FOMO, we’d be set.